Politics in tunnel
Politics In Tunnel
Manmohan Singh, George W. Bush, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia
Gandhi were traveling in a train. The train suddenly went
through a tunnel and it got completely dark. Suddenly there
is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train came out of
the tunnel. Sonia and Manmohan were sitting there looking
perplexed. Bush was bent over holding his face, which was
red from an apparent slap. All of them remained diplomatic
and nobody said anything.
Sonia was thinking: “This guy (Bush) is all crazy
after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the
tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him”.
Aishwarya was thinking: “Bush must have moved to kiss
me, and kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.”
Bush was thinking: “Damn it! Manmohan must have tried
to kiss Aishwarya, she thought it was me and slapped
me.”
And ….Manmohan Singh was thinking:
“If this train goes through another tunnel, I could
make another kissing sound and slap Bush again!!”
SINGH IS KING! SINGH IS KING!
